AAAHHHHH

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! CANDACE! MY SPAZTASTIC ACCOMPLICE!


I AM SUCH A FREAKODILE, YOU ARE SUCH A DORKASAURUS!
(I KNOW WE ORIGINALLY SAID IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, BUT I AM MORE OF A FREAKODILE THAN YOU ARE SO......LOL)

HE GENTLY STROKED HIS WEENA ON A LEASH!!!! THAT IS SO MESSED UP BUT OH MY GOD IT'S HILARIOUS. MAYBE WE SHOULD EXPLAIN IT....
YOU SEE, IN THE BOOK THE TIME MACHINE, THERE IS A GIRL WHOSE NAME IS WEENA. NOW, REALLY, WHAT IDIOT WOULD WRITE A BOOK WITH A CHARACTER NAMED WEENA AND NOT EXPECT PEOPLE TO MAKE FUN OF IT ENDLESSLY?
AND THEN I WAS SAYING, "WHAT, WAS THAT LIKE THE NAME OF HIS DOG OR SOMETHING?" AND THAT'S WHERE THE LEASH PART CAME IN....

WE ARE SO WRONG....

HAVIN FUN HAVIN FUN HAVIN FUN ON A BUN ON A BUN
NO IT DIDN'T ANNOY ME, I MEAN DUH IT'S THE MOST AWESOME SONG IN THE WORLD, BUT YOU KEPT SINGING IT AND MAKING ME LAUGH IN JONES' CLASS AND SHE THOUGHT WE WERE MENTAL AND SHE IS LIKE FREAKING OUT LATELY SO I DON'T WANT TO BE MOVED!!!!!!!!!

"MRS. JONES, ARE YOU AN AMBITURNER?"
"NOW WAIT IS THAT A GOOD THING OR A BAG THING?"
LOL AND ME AND YOU AND CHRISTIAN WERE DOING IT AND WENDELL JUST LOOKED AT US LIKE WE HAD ISSUES, WHICH WE DO. LOL

ME: "YOU HAVE PROBLEMS"
OTHER PERSON: "NO, I HAVE ISSUES"
ME: "YEAH, WELL I HAVE BOTH!!!!!! IN YOUR FACE!"
LOL

SO GHANDI COULD EAT AGAIN.......LOL I HAVE NO CLUE WHY THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS!


THIS IS SO AWESOME NOW ME AND CANDACE CAN BE SPAZTASTICALLY RETARDED ON THE SAME BLOG!!!


MINK!


ME (SQUEAKY FREAK VOICE): CHICKEN PATTY!
CANDACE (LOW WEIRD VOICE): ON BUN.....


HEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE