I want a number thingy!!!

I want one of those number thingys that show how many people have been on your site and is like you are the 2igh person to visit this site, so I can keep coming back to it and making the number higher and higher so that it will look like my blog is super special and a gagialsifla people have been on and everyone will be all like ooooh alot of people go to his blog so we should too so they will go on the site and post stuff and I will become master of the WORLD!!! But you all will pretend you didn't just read that and don't know my super magnificent plan and it will work so beautifully and I will be like oh yeah and do a happy dance. Now everyone get up and do a happy dance!!! Now!!! Fine be that way but when I'm the only one doing the happy dance you will all look like fools and I will be the coolest person ever and you all will not be the coolest people ever. yep yep here is the new song. everyone is not cool....christian is too cool....and you are all like chickens on cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. so when you eat the cheese you willl be eating cheese that was under a chicken which won't taste good because you all were on the cheese and it will be contaminated and stuffs like that so oooh lalalalalalalalalalal. TaDA!!!!! Don't you all just loves it? Of courses you do. What are you sorry for? I don't know.... that was the hilariousness of all time and you was all like oh no!! And he was all like oooh no you didn't and we were all like oh my god what just happened he is going to be beat up by the freakishly tall person who just got out of the car!!!! And Eryn and R.J. were like lalalalalalala we didn't see anything and we told them and they were like oh man....... we love kool-aid! It's delicious water that is sugary!!!! Sugar is good for you except for if you are a diabetic and stuff like that and then it is not good for you it is bad for you but since none of us are diabetics it is good for us!!! We should all go out and get bags of sugar and eat them and be like delicious!! Unforgettable... that's what you are..... unforgettable..... But I've forgotten people before like that one person who I've seen somewhere and she's seen me somewhere and we've both seen each other somewhere but we don't know each other. Freezy pops are so delicious but sometimes they make my teeth hurt really bad and I am like ow.... that hurts. Because when stuff hurts you're all like ow.... and that's what I say when my teeth hurt. Ow. because I say ow just like everybody else. And everybody else says ow just like me. so we are all alike and I am now going to take the garbage out... and now I'm back and so I will continue with the regularly scheduled programming but since this isn't a program and it is not regularly scheduled I guess that was just a lie but I'm not a liar so don't even think about it because I can read your mind and I will know what it is you just thought about and I will come and get you and take you away and you will be like oh no!! he's taking me away!!! And I'll be like no one can hear you scream!!!!! muhuhahahahahahaha. But in reality everyone will hear you scream and they will all attack me so that is why I'm not going to read your mind. There will be a test on this so you better study hard or else you will fail and everyone will laugh at you but you will laugh at all of them because they will fail it too. fail fail fall down the stairs. I don't have stairs... except for the ladder that leads up to the attic but no one goes up there because that's where all the bodies are so whenever we open it it smells really bad. Looking at this is starting to give me a headache so it is time for a color change. Much better like. No.... not really... I guess I'll take a break for now.......remember..to remember stuff! I shouldn't have to remind you all the time. What about when you grow up and move out of the house! I won't be there to remind you to remember or remind you of what you're supposed to remember so you better start remembering now or else!!!